Santa Banta SMS Jokes

Free Santa banta SMS Jokes

santa ke ghar beti paida hui.
banta(to santa)- jab teri beti jawan hogi to ladke usey chhedenge.
santa- maine iska intzam kar liya hai.
banta- wo kaise?
santa- maine iska naam didi rakha hai.
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Banta ke ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha?

Kyon?

Itne saalo baad, itni manato ke baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa...!
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How can a Santa kill a Lion?

Santa thinks & thinks hard... & comes to a conclusion: "I'll drink Poison.. & let the Lion eat me."
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Banta :Truck dekh kar Tum kaanpate kyo ho?
Santa :1 Truck driver Meri Biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha,har baar lagta hai jaise usko wapas karne aya
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Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
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Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.